Give This Man A Cookie | February 20, 2006

For writing the blog Fuxors – “fuck you, you fucking fuck”. That’s right, that’s his tagline.

Pretentious, you say?

The row of gems is never-ending.

I fucking dare you. But remember, when you do, you better tape your asshole shut, cause I’m going to shove a live fucking racoon up it.

Political bloggers are the dumbest fucks on the internet. The twelve year olds that populate that horrible world call Myspace are more intelligent and can carry a better conversation that political bloggers. Conservative bloggers are stuck up rich fucktwats. Liberal bloggers are self-rightous whiny pussies. They deserve to live in horrible plan and should never be allowed to reproduce.

If you have a political blog, I hope you get raped. Seriously, go get yourself raped. You fucking deserve it.

You can’t even compare that solid piece of movie gold. And if you try to compare anything to it, I will kill you then skull fuck your eye sockets.

Which raises an interesting question. How the fuck does that fat fuck stay so fucking fat?

I mean, I hate a lot of things myself, but I try to swear only where I really want there to be emphasis. It doesn’t get more obnoxious than this.

In his own words: Jesus Fucking Christ.



  1. I fucking love that guy! Cunt-basket!!!!

    Comment by Will — February 20, 2006 @ 8:07 pm

  2. Am I being a prick and missing the humour in it?

    It just doesn’t come across as even slightly self-ironic – just incredibly obnoxious.

    Comment by Haarball — February 20, 2006 @ 10:13 pm

  3. The profanities are rather excessive. That aside, I really do love the post about political bloggers though.

    Michelle Malkin is in fact, a cunt-basket. She’s Japanese/Asian/Chinese/etc…. and she SUPPORTS and DEFENDS to this day the internment of Japanese during WWII.

    Comment by Will — February 20, 2006 @ 11:59 pm

  4. Oh noes, the bad words are a comin! Run for the mother fucking hills!

    Comment by Fuxors — February 21, 2006 @ 3:14 am

  5. […] Bollocks i say!  How dare some lowly cum guzzling placenta on toast call me pretentious!  The problem with the fucking statement is that I am completely and totally deserving of my damn fame.  And I when I finally get my fifteen and some change minutes of fame, I plan to spend every minute of it fucking as many drunk chicks as I can find.  Because drunk chicks love nothing more than famous cock. […]

    Pingback by Fuxors | fuck you, you fucking fuck » fucking add mongering donkey punching Moth eaten cum cakes — February 21, 2006 @ 5:16 am

  6. The profanities are rather excessive? They give new meaning to the word excessive.

    Ah well, thanks for making an entry on me, err, Fuxors. I’ll definitely use the phrase ‘lowly cum guzzling placenta’ to my advantage somehow – I could’ve never came up with something like that myself!

    I just don’t see the effect, entertainment value or POINT of being this profane. If there are somehow valid points in your entries, you’re doing a great job of drowning them in vulgarity.

    Am I alone in thinking this? Am I getting old? Again, am I missing something?

    Comment by Haarball — February 21, 2006 @ 9:36 am

  7. I’m with you now.

    Comment by Will — February 21, 2006 @ 5:31 pm

  8. I find the vulgarity funny. What is funnier than “placenta on toast”?

    Baby punching, that’s what.

    Comment by Fuxors — February 22, 2006 @ 3:59 am

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