Schadenfreude

Hand Me The Term-Coiner Cock | February 11, 2006

Consumation. Oh yeah. Convergence. Yeah. Social networking. Of course. Folkson… oh, fuck me.

You’d think this was a generic Web 2.0 defamation, but it’s not. After weeks of having read every blog that’s ever published a Web 2.0-related word, be it Folksonomy, 2.0Culture (blah. There’s a reason I don’t spell it Web2.0, I NEED AIR), tags, clouds, rounded corners or my mum’s homemade dinnr, I’ve come to a sort of middle-of-the-road conclusion. Now, I don’t have anything inherently against Web 2.0, and I can’t possibly elevate myself to level of hatred such held by i.e. Go Flock Yourself. While I’ve dismissed and continue to dismiss innumerable amounts of petty Web 2.0 attempts, the basic design structure and community elements are brilliant when incorporated wisely and upheld by feasible topics. And they’ve been around for ages – just not in the concentrated, elevated forms we see nowadays. The tragedy of all this is the fact that some arsehat tech schmuck had the guts to coin a term based on it, which sent every man and his rotweilr back to the drawing board to make their webspace more Web 2.0-affluent.

The result: uprorious “community” projects that serve no other purpose than make people’s day shorter (that’s what wanking’s for) and make sure the www becomes a homogenous, uninspiring vacuum of pointlessness categorized by grammatically errored portmanteau words.

Well, that’s what it looks like now. Hopefully it’ll balance out; the shitty Web 2.0 companies will dematerialize and the worthwhile ones will stay, in turn ensuring a more diversified web that doesn’t have 95% of its content striving for one formulaic recipee.

And no more buzzwords. Please. There’s PLENTY.


54 Comments »

  1. I wonder if there is a Web2.0 company keeping track of the “dematerializing” Web2.0 companies!

    Comment by Anand — February 12, 2006 @ 11:18 pm

  2. Surely there’s a cloud; the more useless the company the bigger the tag.

    Comment by Haarball — February 13, 2006 @ 8:42 am

  3. You were visiting my blog, it seemed.

    You are welcome, but I wonder how you found my site.

    Comment by Ella — February 13, 2006 @ 12:57 pm

  4. I found it on the new posts section on the dashboard, I think. I’m a norwegian, so I recognized the language and thought I’d check it out.

    Comment by Haarball — February 13, 2006 @ 1:43 pm

  5. Så du forstår dansk, hvor hyggeligt. Bor du i Norge?

    Comment by Ella — February 13, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

  6. Gjør det ja. Ja, bor i Norge, men foretrekker å skrive på engelsk. Oppholder meg også nesten utelukkende i engelsk-språklige kretser på internett. Har over 10,000 forum posts på diverse forum samt at jeg har skrevet for diverse spill-publikasjoner, så det faller veldig naturlig for meg.

    Comment by Haarball — February 13, 2006 @ 2:15 pm

  7. Amen, great post. I especially hate when people use web 2.0 speak in real life. “I’m going to make a beta mashup of a Google map of port-a-potties…….”

    Comment by Will — February 13, 2006 @ 6:28 pm

  8. People do that?

    Comment by Haarball — February 13, 2006 @ 10:10 pm

  9. lol. It’ll be fun meeting someone who uses such lingo in real life!

    Comment by Anand — February 13, 2006 @ 11:20 pm

  10. You’d be surprised at how lame some people are.

    If I hear someone talk about “venture-capital bootstrapping” one more time I am going to burn them with a lighter!

    Comment by Will — February 15, 2006 @ 7:12 pm

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